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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Travel Agent suggests this is the best time in years to visit Egypt

According to Gusty Winds, fares for everything from Lodging to Plane tickets are at their lowest price in decades. Winds has been telling potential travelers all week that he would go to Egypt right now if he could. "Tons of people are canceling their flights and passing the savings on to you. Tours, hotels, everything, its practically free!" While Gusty couldn't explain the sudden drop in fares he said it is a Godsend for anyone who wants to the historic land of the Nile, Pyramids, and Pharaohs. "I can't think of a reason not to go to Egypt!" Package deals at Easy Access Inc, where Gusty is an agent, are going for less than 350$ with round trip airfare, 5 nights lodging, and 250 cannisters of tear gas included. "I know it seems strange but when deals like this come along we like to pass the savings on to our customers. Who doesn't like savings?"

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