A Carp's Tale: Demonstration Videos

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As a man with special skills and gifts, I believe it is important to give back to my community. Education is the key to our future and through the following demonstration videos I hope to share the knowledge I have been blessed with.

Demonstration Video 3: How to have your cake and eat it too.

Demonstration Video 2: How to brush your teeth

Demonstration Video 1: How to prepare yourself to say something badass should the situation arise