Want to turn me off? Athletic Shoes Vs. Sneakers

Have you ever thought about what the most unattractive thing you could do would be? Me neither, which is why I am shocked to find out how many ugly smelly horse faced women wear sneakers. I know what your thinking, is it the sneakers that make them unattractive or are they unattractive because they wear sneakers? The answer is both- for some reason unattractive women love to wear sneakers and attractive women who wear sneakers become as ugly as the inside of a turd.

Your probably wondering what I mean when i say sneakers. So I've included a couple of pictures, its ok, there are no ugly ass women attached by their feet, the sneakers don't actually look that bad.


Figure 1. Standard sneakers worn by fish faced, droopy, smelly, unfun women.


I've also included a picture of what women look like who wear these shoes.


Figure 2. If you look like this you most likely wear sneakers. If you look better than this and start wearing sneakers, you will end up looking like this.


I'm not sure exactly why these shoes are so unattractive, but I'm pretty sure its because of the message they send. Sneakers say, "I don't give a fuck about my appearance, I don't move fast, I have no class, I'm fat and getting fatter, I like to nag, I have hair on my toes, and I don't know how to buy a real shoe or clean my ass crack." I think it has something to do with that. Make sure not to confuse sneakers with converse all stars or similar high top shoes that look like sneakers on the bottom. I've never seen a girl wear these, that would probably be hot if someone would just try it. Anyway...

While sneakers say "I'm dumb but still like to talk, I'm super loud, I can't cook, I think I can be eclectic and define myself with these cheap useless goat hoof shoes," there are several other types of shoes that make women hot.

Lets start with athletic shoes. I'll give you a multiple choice question so you can guess what this woman is wearing on her feet.


What are on her feet?
A. Sneakers
B. Athletic Shoes


The correct answer is b. You could have gotten to this answer in two ways. The first is that ugly hello kitty wearing unshaven women wear sneakers. The second way to get this answer would be to know that exercise requires athletic shoes and tennis is a form of exercise.

Thats right, athletic shoes on a girl give a very different message than sneakers. they say I can afford 60$ shoes that don't come from a hobo store, and I take care of my body. I am capable of working out. In case you are still wondering this is what athletic shoes look like.


Hot girl shoes


Athletic shoes say you are willing to try. Sneakers say this:

Notice it is wearing something closer to sneakers. Just because you play tennis doesn't mean you are hot, its the shoes.


So lets recap.


Sneakers


+


Girls Feet


=

Not attractive.


but....


Athletic shoe


+


Girls feet


=


Super hot


Can I be more clear?