A Carp's Tale: Have you ever wanted to be a porn star? We all get our start as porn extras

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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Have you ever wanted to be a porn star? We all get our start as porn extras

I was trying to decide if my porn star name should be Ben Laid or Will Lay. Thats when it all 'came' back to me...

I was born Ben Laid in 69'. At the age of 18 the FBI (Female Body Inspectors) recruited me as its lead agent on a project to 'endow' soldiers with super human 'size' and 'stamina.' But my top secret 'under covers' mission was 'blown prematurely.'

I had to go into hiding, changing my name from Ben Laid to Will Lay. While in hiding I developed a 'confidence' problem relating to my past. Now, after five years in hiding, I will be called back to 'service' my country. My mission? 'Penetrate' a military hospital, 'through the back door,' that has been 'dominated' by the super soldiers I helped create.

Once 'in side,' I will have to rescue the hospital's nurses, both naughty and nice, whose special treatment helps me 'overcum' my 'confidence' problem.

The mission could get 'messy,' and I may even have to be 'punished' for my methods, but if I succeed, I will receive a very personal 'thank you' from the first lady. All in a days work for Ben Laid. Or should I say Will Lay.