A disturbing trend

I'd like to talk about a disturbing trend in environmental distruction that I witness everyday. It occurs in men's bathrooms. I must admit I am a big part of the problem but I want to know what I can do to become part of the solution.

What happens is this: Somebody, maybe even you, dribbles just a little bit on the floor in front of the urinal. No big deal you might think. Well what starts as a little dribble quickly becomes a cascading drench of piss all over the floor for yards behind the toilet. Heres how.

After that first dribble the next man comes to the toilet and, not wanting to step in the urine, stands a little further back. You can see where this is going. Standing back this next person almost always ends up dribbling themselves as they cut off the flow at the end of their piss. This dribble extends the first dribble away from the base of the toilet.

Now the third man faces an even longer dribble, and, as is natural, steps back even further to avoid stepping in piss. He then adds his own dribble to the first two dribbles and then extends the dribble outward. This trend will continue its expanse until by the end of the day people are trying to piss into a toilet that is 10, 20 feet away. Ive seen people standing outside of the bathroom with the door propped open trying to make it into the toilet.

You might be saying, man, thats ridiculous. It is but us men are trapped in an endless cycle of dribble extension that leads to ever expanding piss pools and the inevitable long shot from across the bathroom.

I hope this helps women to understand why most mens bathrooms are covered in piss. I'd love to hear your solutions to this disturbing trend.