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I once said that if 5 people asked me to start a blog I would. While waiting for those 5 people I have decided to share my thoughts here in the hopes that I can bring new ideas and laughter to humanity while growing in popularity to such a degree that I can sell out. Here goes.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Elect A. Carpenter President.

What would I do if I were President? Thanks for asking, I'll tell you. I'd start by getting rid of the whole Democrats vs. Republicans thing and here is how I would do it.

The problem with Democrats, and Liberals in general, is not that their hearts are in the right place. They want to make sure people get helped: they created social security so that old people could get helped, the created medicare so that people who needed drugs could get helped, and now they've created socialized medicine so that everybody can get helped. That sounds nice doesn't it? The problem is that instead of helping people, they are forcing people to help other people.

A Democrat might tell you that they are helping people help people. But what they are really doing is taking money from one person and giving it to another; this makes that person a slave for a portion of their work day. If you pay 40% taxes, for example, you are working for someone else's benefit 40% of your day (three fifths compromise anyone?).

Again, liberals might say that those people aren't slaves- they benefit from their taxes! Sure, just like Slaves in the 1600's benefited from the food and shelter their masters gave them.
But that is not to say that we shouldn't help people. And this is where Republicans, and many conservatives, throw the helpful baby out with the slavery bath water. For decades, the Right has spent so much time trying to keep from being enslaved by the left that they forgot the point of being free from taxes and government intervention. The point of being free is to create a better world, to make your own life better and the lives of those around you. In essence, you are free so you can help people (even self interested people help people, see Adam Smith).
Democrats have the goal, helping people, they just use the wrong method, slavery. Republicans have the method, freedom, but have forgotten what freedom is for, helping people. And that brings us to the point. If I were president, my goal would be to free people so they can help each other.

How would I do this? Thanks for asking. It all starts with the Magna Carta, way back in England. That document began a tradition of government with the consent of the governed. That means that a Government is only just if it has the consent of those it governs. For us, that consent comes in the form of a constitution. It says, in so many words, we don't want a government, we want to be free, but there are some things we can't do for ourselves, so we give you permission to do them.

For America, what are those things? They are the things, and only the things, the individual states cannot do for themselves. National defense, busting up monopolies, regulation of interstate commerce, defending our borders, treaty negotiation. And thats about it. Anything else would be illegal because we live in a nation of laws, and the law says anything not in the constitution is left to the states. Done.

So if I were President, and I wanted to follow the law, and keep people free, I wouldn't have half as much to do as the Presidents in the last 80 years. I would veto bills in the morning, meet with my army commanders and foreign dignitary’s around lunch, inspect the border fence in the afternoon, and spend the rest of my time encouraging people to take care of their own problems.

I don't think Democrats would object to getting rid of 90% of what the federal government does on a regular day, if States and individuals picked up the slack. If there is no social security, you had dam well better be taking dinner to the poor old couple down the street. If there is no medicare, your state and local government better have a drug plan. Instead of just paying your taxes, and then trusting the government to take care of the people around you, a small federal government forces people to get involved in their communities.

Its harder to be free- you can't just go to work and contribute your taxes. You have to go to work, then come home and cut your neighbors grass, and go to a city counsel meeting in the evening to organize a free clinic. Instead of having your money taken from you, you give your time and talent.

And therein lies the rub. As it stands now, we have a class war in this country. And its not because of some Marxist b.s. The rich and poor are fundamentally at odds with each other because we take from the rich and give to the poor. Not because of some Robbin Hood fantasy, but because there are more poor people and its easier for them to take than to build.

The solution is to find a President like me, who will end the class war by downsizing the federal government. When the rich stop fighting to hold onto what they have, they will be freed to help their states and their communities. The rich, and people in general, have a vested interest in the well being of their neighbors. If you are a millionaire restaurant owner, you better work to make sure your customers have health care and a retirement plan. If they don't, your business is going to suffer.

A good President would travel the country, not stumping for his political party when he is supposed to be running the country, but encouraging people to help each other. If I were President, I would give the nation the tough message it doesn't want to hear: the government isn't going to help you or your community, you are going to help you and your community.

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